Please Make It Stop

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I’ve put off writing about this long enough.

If you’ve found yourself in the vicinity of the men’s bathroom in the Union basement at any time this year, there is a very good chance you’ve encountered something terrible.

I’m not referring to a subterranean monster (at least not in a physical sense,) but rather the mortifying odor that permeates throughout the area.

The smell, which could probably kill a man, can only be described as old cabbage mixed with rotting corpses. In other words, it’s absolutely nauseating. Some days it’s not there, but most days, for the better part of the last two semesters, it has lurked.

Can somebody please do something about this? I feel I lose a year of my life every time I inhale this beast.

Please, stop it before it’s too late. ::Cue ominous music.::

–John Claude van Riordan