The Wal-Mart Odor

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Similar to how every Wal-Mart in the world seems to look the same. I have noticed that they all smell the same. The fragrence is a unusual one I haven’t smelled at simallar stores such as K-Mart. If the aroma was a pleasent one it would be quite nice, However it’s not.

The moment you enter through those automatic sliding doors, and are carefully inspected by the “Wal-Mart Greeter” you notice the odor. It smells of dirty rubber, fecal chloroforms,  packing tape, dust, and some other things I can’t quite put my finger on. It could be that every time I enter the store someone decides to light off a fart, maybe the employees just smell bad.

I have developed a solution to all of Wal-Marts’ odor problems. Fortunately Wal-Mart being the massive Mart of everything, It sells Ferbreze.  Wal-Mart can create another job title, and make a nice name for it like “Odor Control Associate.” This person will travel to every  Wal-Mart in the world and kick a bottle Ferbreze until it explodes.

If we trust the Ferbreze Ads “Freshen Up, Don’t Cover up.” Then hopefully it will get rid of the smell. But there is a 86% chance that it will make the store smell like Lemon Breeze flavored Fecal Matter.

I guess there is no solution.